Privacy & Terms

Privacy

What we don't do

• We don't run a backend server that stores user data of any kind.
• We don't track you. No Google Analytics, no Mixpanel, no Plausible, no anything.
• We don't use third-party advertising or marketing cookies.
• We don't have a login. There is no account to create, no password, no profile.
• We don't share, sell, lease, or otherwise transmit any data about you to anyone, because we don't have any.

Your camera

If you grant the app camera permission, the video stream goes from your camera hardware directly to your browser's memory, where MediaPipe's pose-detection model — running entirely in your browser via WebAssembly + WebGL — extracts pose landmarks (the position of joints in 2D space) and counts repetitions. Frames are never uploaded, never stored, never seen by us. They live in your browser's RAM for a fraction of a second and are then discarded.

You can revoke camera permission at any time via your browser's site settings. The app still works for manually-counted movements without it.

What lives on your device

Your browser's localStorage stores, on your device only:

• Which movements you've selected (the whitelist of 8 to 16 you want the app to randomize from).
• Your daily progress — which movements you've completed each day, with timestamps.
• Your settings — work hours, break interval, sound/voice preferences, theme, equipment availability.
• A flag that you've seen the welcome modal so we don't show it twice.

None of this is sent anywhere. You can wipe it all in two ways: the Reset everything button in Settings, or your browser's "clear site data" / "clear cookies" option.

What loads from the internet

To run, your browser fetches:

• The app itself — HTML, JS, CSS, images, fonts, and the pose-detection model file — entirely from AWS CloudFront, the CDN serving fuckingmove.com. CloudFront sees your IP address at the network level for routing, the same way any web request works. We don't enable CloudFront access logging beyond AWS's standard operational metrics, and we don't tie any of those metrics to identity.
• The MediaPipe JavaScript runtime (~500 KB on first run, cached after) — served by jsDelivr at cdn.jsdelivr.net. jsDelivr is an independent non-profit CDN, not affiliated with Google. They see a network-level request for the JS bundle from your IP. They don't see your camera frames, and they have no way to identify you across sites.

We do not load anything from Google. No Google Fonts, no Google Analytics, no storage.googleapis.com, no fonts.gstatic.com. The Barlow Condensed and JetBrains Mono font files are vendored directly into the app, and the MediaPipe pose-detection model is hosted on our own CloudFront — both fetched as first-party requests from the same domain you're already on.

That's the whole network footprint. No analytics calls, no telemetry, no error reporting.

Reminders

If you enable browser notifications, those are scheduled by your browser via setTimeout. We don't send push notifications from a server — there is no server.

Cookies

The site sets no first-party cookies. Your browser may register a service-worker registration for offline support — that's purely a technical mechanism for caching the app shell, not for identification or tracking.

Children

We collect nothing from anyone, so there's no special handling for users under 13 — there's no data to handle.

Changes to this policy

If we ever change how the app handles data (e.g., we decide to add a backend), we'll update this page and date it. Continued use of the app after a change indicates acceptance.

Contact

Questions about privacy? Email fuckingmove@8a9s.com.

Terms of Service

What you agree to by using this app

• You're using Fucking Move voluntarily and on your own initiative.
• You're physically able to do the movements shown, or you have cleared them with a qualified medical professional.
• You'll stop immediately if anything hurts, feels wrong, or causes discomfort beyond ordinary exertion.
• You accept full responsibility for any injury, strain, fall, equipment failure, or other harm — to yourself, to other people, or to your stuff — that occurs while or because you used this app.

We are not a doctor, trainer, or medical professional

Nothing in this app is medical advice. Nothing in this app is professional fitness instruction. The movement cues, default rep counts, hold durations, and pacing are general bodyweight-movement guidance — not personal training tailored to your specific health, mobility, age, injuries, conditions, medications, or fitness level. We have no idea who you are or what your body can or can't do.

Before starting any exercise program, talk to an actual qualified professional — a doctor, a physical therapist, a certified trainer — especially if you have any health condition, recent injury, pregnancy, or any reason to suspect a given movement might not be safe for you.

The app may misbehave

This is software. It may have bugs. Specifically:

• The computer-vision rep counter may miscount — under-count, over-count, or fail to count entirely.
• The break reminders may fire late, fire early, or fail to fire if your browser tab is closed, suspended, or restricted by the OS.
• The app may stop working without warning if your browser, OS, or webcam hardware changes.
• We provide the app as-is, with no warranty of any kind — express, implied, or statutory — including but not limited to merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, accuracy, or non-infringement.

Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law: we are not liable to you for any damages — direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, special, exemplary, or punitive — arising from or related to your use of this app. That includes physical injury, lost time, missed work, broken equipment, damaged furniture, and emotional distress.

If a court ever finds, against the foregoing, that we owe you something, our maximum aggregate liability to you is zero dollars and zero cents (US$0.00). You agreed to that when you started using the app.

Acceptable use

• Don't try to break the app, reverse-engineer it for malicious purposes, scrape it for redistribution, or use it to harm others.
• Don't pretend the app is your medical advice in court, in a hospital, in a lawsuit, or to your insurance.
• Otherwise: do your own fucking movements.

Changes to these terms

We can update these terms at any time. The "Last updated" date at the top of this page reflects when. Continued use of the app after a change means you accept the new terms. If you don't, stop using the app.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of New Jersey, United States, without regard to its conflict-of-law principles. Any dispute arising from these terms or your use of the app will be resolved in the state or federal courts located in New Jersey.

Severability

If any part of these terms is found unenforceable, the rest still applies.

Contact

Questions about the terms? Email fuckingmove@8a9s.com.